I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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