The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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