I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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