have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize