Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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