Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
40s are totally the cure
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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