hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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