What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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