I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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