I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Randomize