I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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