I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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