I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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