ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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