I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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