I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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