OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
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Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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