wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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