So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You pole danced in your parka.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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