this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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