I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Do plants get herpes?
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