i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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