I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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