I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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