they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Too much gin, very little bucket
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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