seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
why do cheetos always look like penises
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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