but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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