Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
did i just pee glitter
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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