I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
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he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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