So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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