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(201): View more from New Jersey

Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.

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(201): Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else. http://tfl.nu/yjnf

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(516): View more from New York

U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by

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(516): U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by http://tfl.nu/oseu

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(512): View more from Texas

did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.

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(512): did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training. http://tfl.nu/gmkx

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(517): View more from Michigan

If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself

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(517): If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself http://tfl.nu/s6n2

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(301): View more from Maryland

Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.

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(301): Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel. http://tfl.nu/b636

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(630): View more from Illinois

you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.

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(630): you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car. http://tfl.nu/fzr7

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(770): View more from Georgia

separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.

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(770): separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles. http://tfl.nu/p09d

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(505): View more from New Mexico

judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.

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(505): judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too. http://tfl.nu/lecl

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing

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(709): ..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing http://tfl.nu/8uai

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(720): View more from Colorado

Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.

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(720): Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad. http://tfl.nu/6s4w

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(970): View more from Colorado

I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.

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(970): I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl. http://tfl.nu/cu8p

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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life

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(618): If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life http://tfl.nu/dpod

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.

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(617): My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me. http://tfl.nu/up6q

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(248): View more from Michigan

So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night

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(248): So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night http://tfl.nu/96c5

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Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's

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(614): Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's http://tfl.nu/o9z1

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