Duck Duck Cougar?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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