so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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