FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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