I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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