Cold hands, warm shart.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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