what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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