would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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