its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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