So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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