ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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