Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
The Olympian is in my bed
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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