Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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