i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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