Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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