That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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