kristin has been a bad kristin
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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