my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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