Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
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He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
my god I love twenty year old dicks
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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