Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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