talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
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That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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